PATD II

[ProfCrash]

PC had placed a spell on her wood nypmph that allowed her to see what she was seeing. She was rolling on the raft laughing as Valen thought he found the triluminary.

"I knew that he was delusional, but htinking that the triluminary would glow for him? My god, when will he accept that the real thing aint him? We really do need to get him help."

Jus thten, PC saw what looked like the Lorax go running across the plain.

"I have got to read more grown up books..."

Just then, the wood nymph disappeared, the spell had run its course. "Well, this should be interesting."

[ProfCrash]

A brief interuption:

Gang, I am not comfortable being a scantily clad anything. There are alot of places to take this story line but I am not going to play the role of a Wood Nymph or anything in that nature. This is not something new, in the 6 years I have been involved with the PATD I have never gone for that. It's why I never played in Love Lust and the like.

There are plenty of options here, but I will not play along if the only one people want to play out is this one.

[ProfCrash]

PC felt something poulling at her "Cute, someone is trying to magically replace my image of the wood nymph with the real thing". It almost worked, but not quite. Whoever it was failed to realize that PC had a huge internal aversion to being anytype of scantily clad sex object. You can't us emagic to transform someone into something that they are 100% against.

PC disembarked her raft in the forest and went to find the Lorax.

[sindatur]

Now that Sindatur is finally coming out of his druken stupor he starts to realize he has duck tape wrapped around his tail feathers and feels the dried super irratating his behind. Why would someone put Duck Tape on an Owl, he thought?

"Geez, what was I thinking". He raises his wing and casts a spell to remove the glue and the tape, and to restore the former beauty of his behind. He looks around and sees Blair Grey passed out and leaning over the hottub and waddles over to wake his beloved. Looking down into the hottub, Sindatur shakes his crest and says ewwwww, SORRY. Let me clean this for ya gang. I guess Blair and I tied one on a little to much.

"Didn't we see Crash and Valen hop into the Vortex, wonder where they've gone."

Sindatur focuses his mind on the vortex and Valen and PC and then performs a spell on the big Screen TV and the Duo's exploits appear for all to follow.

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

[This message has been edited by sindatur (edited December 22, 2000).]

[Valen]

Valen enters the PATD after escaping the evil cluches of <font color="magenta">Sexy Bears</font>, boy-toys. After a brief trip to the TEMPLE, he returns, accompanied by 20 <font color="blue">Anla'shok</font>. Pulling the "true" Triluminary, from beneath his robe, he places it on top of the PATD <font color="green">Christmas</font> <font color="red">Tree</font>. He then assigns his trusted Rangers to stand guard around the tree and to make sure no one attemps to remove the object.

Walking over to his courner table, he sets down and pours himself a cup of coffee. .... ahhhhh, last day of work, I'm ready for 11 days of rest and relaxation!

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"I am a Ranger! We walk in the dark places no others will enter. We stand on the bridge and no one may pass. We live for the One, we die for the One!"

[MerleZ]

Hey, Valen! You got it back! But where's Crash? Hey, back just in time for your birthday, too. What a relief!

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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

[Valen]

Hiya Merle! Yeap.. made it back just in time to go on vacation!

Oh.. BTW.. Hey Cosmic and Tandara. I just wanted to point out, as you may notice.. the Rangers I brought here are all female, so don't think your going to use your seductive powers! I knew if I brought male ones that you'd do your best to try and seduce them into allowing you to abuse me or steal the Triluminary!

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"I am a Ranger! We walk in the dark places no others will enter. We stand on the bridge and no one may pass. We live for the One, we die for the One!"

[Rantarn]

Rantarn overhears Valen talk about his "safety measures" in guarding the trilum.

Hmmmm..... Gives me an idea.

Running into a nearby phonebooth (if Superman can do it, why can't I? , Rantarn emerges wearing one of his FMD outfit. Strutting up the nearest Ranger, a small brunette in her early 30's.

Hello, Valen asked me to provide some entertainment for his loyal Anla'shok while they dutifully guard his....what was it called? Tricycle? Triglyceride? Oh...Triluminary, silly me. Is that it there? Seems pretty small to have such a beautiful young lady like yourself guarding it. What? That powerful? Starting a slow mesmerizing dance Well, I have no doubt someone as babe-ish as yourself will do an excellent job. But, it doesn't look so powerful. You wouldn't mind if I just held it and looked at it, would you? Oh, thank you.

As soon as Rantarn has the trilum he yells Tan!!! and throws it to Tandara. The Ranger knowing she'd been had alerts her sisters and tries to grab Rantarn. Ahhh, but Rantarn took the precaution of coating himself with baby oil (standard FMD attire, you know) and slips from her grasp and dashes away.

[Tandara]

Minding her own business in the corner of the Bar, Tandara hears her name being called and looks over to Rantarn.

The triluminary Soars over the heads of the PATD patrons and lands softly in the WB hands. Many years of WB training payed off , otherwise Tandara would have been using the super glue on more than just feathers ;P

Tan has no time to pat herself on her back for her amazing catch. She looks up to find 20 snarling,PO'd Anla'shok heading toward her.

Now Tandara is a mighty WB that's for sure but the Women rangers had her outnumbered and self preservation outweighed the need to kick some @ss!

Catching sight of her friend, Tandara tossed the Triluminary...

<center><font size=+1>HEY COSMIC CATCH!</font></center>

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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"

[This message has been edited by Tandara (edited December 22, 2000).]

[Cosmic]

"Ya know...I don't recall Xena having any problems with kicking @ss when outnumbered, but then again, I never really watched that show on a regular basis.", Cosmic mutters to herself as she watches the warrior babe pitch the triluminary across the room.

She frantically tries to formulate a plan of action as the triluminary begins to fall...

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We live for the One, we die for the One...yeah, right!